After Careful Consideration, He Decided To Hog The Seat

After Careful Consideration, He Decided To Hog The Seat

 

Jennifer F. Writes – “Blue Line – Washington, DC – Here is one from rush hour today in 100 degree heat as many people crowded in behind me at the busy Farragut West station. Notice the handicapped priority seating arrow in the upper left – not much of a gentleman, forget the fact that I do not want to sit where his foot was.”

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He Promised Her A SeatHogging To Remember On Their 1-Year Anniversary

He Promised Her A SeatHogging To Remember On Their 1-Year Anniversary

Sylvia O. Writes – “Young love takes up 3 seats while work weary commuter stands.  New York, R train 5.20 p.m.”

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He summoned all of his mystical powers to hog this seat

He summoned all of his mystical powers to hog this seat

In a subway car in an unknown location in New York City, a young boy with mystical abilities — the Golden SeatHog — receives badges of station and demonstrates his power to the straphangers of the subway by reviving a dead rat, which is to become a constant companion. However, a band of villains led by a mysterious man, Sardo Numspa (Jeremiah H.), breaks into the hidden subway car, captures his photo, and sends it to seathogs@gmail.com.

Jeremiah H. Writes – “MASTER SEAT HOG IN TRAINING.  Good one right? There is a guy standing–the train wasn’t crowded, but there weren’t any seats left.”

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Harsh Hateful Distain is all this nurse had left for her fellow riders.

Harsh Hateful Distain is all this nurse had left for her fellow riders.

One of the many gems that loyal SeatHog readers sent in during the first year-and-a-half of mayhem before the big crash of 2011.  We’ll be bringing out many more classic shots as well a hilarious and offensive photos that keep coming into our mailbox.  Thanks for your support and enthusiasm.

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Elderly Woman Hosed By NY Bag Lady

LVA Writes – “Today on the B61 bus – this woman sprawled her grocery bags across a row of three seats, went up front to pay her fare and when she came back she moved over a couple over to make a seat for herself. Keep in mind she may have only had 5 bags, at most. Also keep in mind she was sitting in a handicap accessible row. When an older woman indicated she wanted to sit in aforementioned row, she took quite a while to rearrange her bags to allow room for the older woman. I got off the bus before I got to see where the poor dear was forced to move her bags. Such a shame. B*tch. ”

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Albert Einstein's Grandson Ponders the Mystery of the Disappearing Pole

After SeatHogs.com suffered a viscious cyber-attack in Mid-2011 we wiped our servers clean and started fresh.  Yeah, we’re nuts like that.  The hundreds of photos that we have been emailed and posted since the beginning are still saved and we’ll be adding them back up over the upcoming months.  Some of the search terms people use to find us are hilarious, such as “ass pole butt perfect” and “hot ass subway pole wrapped” – so here is one of the classic www.SeatHogs.com photos from our vault.  Make sure to rate this pic and send a link to your friends and family for a good hoot.  Email your original pics to seathogs@gmail.com and if they are sufficiently offensive, funny, or otherwise noteworthy, we’ll post them up and credit you.  Cheers.

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And from this slumber you shall wake, when true love's kiss, the spell shall break.

Tiffany-L W. Writes – “Epic Seat Hogging on the 3 train”

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Sol Rosenberg's Mom Sits in a Turnstyle

Sol's mother's name is Gimpy. You know. It's not very nice but, what is she gonna do about it.

Michael D. Writes – “Does this count?”

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Fifty People Stand While Luggage Queen Lounges With Her Imperial Bags

Janine Hammers Down Her Point by Snapping Shots of the Jam-Packed Subway Car

Janine S. Writes – “I’m not usually this annoyed at Subway riders however this one was a real annoyance.  Had she simply put her bag in the aisle, there would still be room for passengers to maneuver the aisle and space for one to sit.”

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SeatHogging for Tots Program - Subway Seats Rezoned as Kids Playground

Jasmine P. Writes – “Cute kids, but where do you draw the line?  We have to sit in these seats after they’re done stepping on them.  Shame on the mom or babysitter, these ones are old enough to learn manners.”

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