Transit Seat Corroded By The Dirt Of A Thousand Sidewalks

Julia G Writes – “This is a violation.  Newark, NJ.  NJT”

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This Subway Scrooge Hogs Extra Hard Come Holiday Season.

Janet S. Writes – “This poor chap was forced to stand or deal with the Holiday seat hog.  The subway Grinch showed no signs of remorse as she hogged the only vacant seat in the subway car.  Downtown B train at 59th Street Columbus Circle – morning rush hour.”

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One Man - Three Seats - Who's Got The Juice Now?

Kim C. Writes – “Washington DC Metro, Green Line.  4:10 PM.  This is when rush-hour in DC begins because a lot of Gov’t workers get off at 3:30 or 4pm.  You can see that there are people standing.  The seat next to me had been vacated seconds before I took this picture, allowing me a good chance to take the pic.  I wish I had taken it sooner though, because he had his feet up on top of his bag before this!  THREE SEATS!  Come on.”

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Rainy Day Prince Lets His Asshole Breathe In Handicapped Section

Rolf A. Writes – “Of course it’s raining outside when this selfish nerd decides that he simply must turn the Denver light rail seat meant for disabled passengers into his own private ottoman.”

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After Careful Consideration, He Decided To Hog The Seat

Jennifer F. Writes – “Blue Line – Washington, DC – Here is one from rush hour today in 100 degree heat as many people crowded in behind me at the busy Farragut West station. Notice the handicapped priority seating arrow in the upper left – not much of a gentleman, forget the fact that I do not want to sit where his foot was.”

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He Promised Her A SeatHogging To Remember On Their 1-Year Anniversary

Sylvia O. Writes – “Young love takes up 3 seats while work weary commuter stands.  New York, R train 5.20 p.m.”

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He summoned all of his mystical powers to hog this seat

In a subway car in an unknown location in New York City, a young boy with mystical abilities — the Golden SeatHog — receives badges of station and demonstrates his power to the straphangers of the subway by reviving a dead rat, which is to become a constant companion. However, a band of villains led by a mysterious man, Sardo Numspa (Jeremiah H.), breaks into the hidden subway car, captures his photo, and sends it to seathogs@gmail.com.

Jeremiah H. Writes – “MASTER SEAT HOG IN TRAINING.  Good one right? There is a guy standing–the train wasn’t crowded, but there weren’t any seats left.”

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Harsh Hateful Distain is all this nurse had left for her fellow riders.

One of the many gems that loyal SeatHog readers sent in during the first year-and-a-half of mayhem before the big crash of 2011.  We’ll be bringing out many more classic shots as well a hilarious and offensive photos that keep coming into our mailbox.  Thanks for your support and enthusiasm.

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Elderly Woman Hosed By NY Bag Lady

LVA Writes – “Today on the B61 bus – this woman sprawled her grocery bags across a row of three seats, went up front to pay her fare and when she came back she moved over a couple over to make a seat for herself. Keep in mind she may have only had 5 bags, at most. Also keep in mind she was sitting in a handicap accessible row. When an older woman indicated she wanted to sit in aforementioned row, she took quite a while to rearrange her bags to allow room for the older woman. I got off the bus before I got to see where the poor dear was forced to move her bags. Such a shame. B*tch. ”

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Albert Einstein's Grandson Ponders the Mystery of the Disappearing Pole

After SeatHogs.com suffered a viscious cyber-attack in Mid-2011 we wiped our servers clean and started fresh.  Yeah, we’re nuts like that.  The hundreds of photos that we have been emailed and posted since the beginning are still saved and we’ll be adding them back up over the upcoming months.  Some of the search terms people use to find us are hilarious, such as “ass pole butt perfect” and “hot ass subway pole wrapped” – so here is one of the classic www.SeatHogs.com photos from our vault.  Make sure to rate this pic and send a link to your friends and family for a good hoot.  Email your original pics to seathogs@gmail.com and if they are sufficiently offensive, funny, or otherwise noteworthy, we’ll post them up and credit you.  Cheers.

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